Greatalmightyqueen

Hey, kids. Guess who's between jobs and doing a bunch of freelance work? This gal. I'm also taking commissions again (after a hiatus of ???? years) because I have time to do so!

Contact me at jepfosterworks@gmail.com for all inquiries. Because I want to keep all correspondence in one location, I will only respond to dA notes to remind you to email me.

What are your terms of service?
Please read my terms of service at my art tumblr here.

What can I get?
I'm offering horse art, humanoid character art, pet portraits, and more, in digital media. I offer a variety of standard options for commissions and am available to negotiate for special inquiries.

• Character sketch portraits without colour $12
• Character sketch portraits with colour $18
• Shaded clean character portraits $35
• Painted character illustrations $60-100
• Painted animal portraits (pet, fantasy, etc.) $85+

yo. harpg was supposed to be free, you guys. what is happening

I know, I know, I keep popping in and out of here like a ding dang whack-a-mole. It's important this time, I promise.

So, I'm nearly done writing this story. It's a vampire story, but also a zombie story, with a couple of genre-busting twists. Short version is this: Montreal, my home city, is the location of the largest underground city in the world. Clearly it needs vampires who rot into zombies when they don't drink enough blood.

The novel will follow Tommy Kagan, an almost med school graduate who accidentally gets turned right at the onset of a rot plague. He is then swept into the mystery of how the plague began, how to stop it, and why the fuck he doesn't seem to be following some of the rules of vampire biology. My cast is diverse and (I'd like to think) complex, and while the story does in many ways fit into the horror and paranormal genres, it has an element of dark humour to it, and I try not to take myself too seriously throughout. Also, because I'm me, I've scienced the shit out of vampires and zombies. It was great fun.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: YOU CAN READ THIS ONLINE.

It's called Skylight, and I'm quite proud of it. Click on the link above to give it a shot. If you have a tumblr, please please follow the blog and reblog stuff and click around. I'm trying to build some kind of social media audience that I can point to when I try to find it an agent.



THANKS FOLKS HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY

So, I've just put a whole crapton of art in storage and deleted almost every journal. It was something of an experience, because having to do it all chronologically backwards gave me quite the view of myself.

Anyway, for those of you who are still around and wondering where the heck I am and what I'm up to, I'm one semester from a second degree in education and hopefully a job teaching high school science. I'm currently writing a vampire novel set in Montreal's underground city, and I just watched a horse win the Triple Crown for the first time in 37 years. I gained a bunch of weight but I'm counting calories and I've lost 6 lbs of it so far. I can run 4.4km in under 28 minutes, and my first goal for this summer is 6km in under 40. In two weeks I'm going to climb Mount Washington in NH.

I went through quite a bout with depression and anxiety, which was probably the reason for the weight gain, but I'm a lot better now. I mean, a lot better. My self-confidence is way up, my GPA in the education program is above a 4.0, my diet and exercise plans are giving me physical goalposts to work for and the vampire novel is keeping my mind active over the summer.

I'm going to leave all the Brazen Fields things here for the sake of archiving and nostalgia, but everything else will probably disappear bit by bit, if it hasn't already. I have roughly 8000 messages but I'm probably never going to get through even a fraction of them, frankly, so in the interest of saving time:

Yes, you can use the free line art on whatever.

Yes, you can use my HARPG stallions as ancestors for your horses.

No, I am not available for trades/requests/commissions.

I'm on tumblr @the-barn-rat if you'd like to follow me where I'm actually active. Have excellent lives.

-GAQ-